Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
