'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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