she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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