This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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