Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If I die, sorry about rent.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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