Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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