dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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