Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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