It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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