We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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