We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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