It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing