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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.

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(607): View more from New York

If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.

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(619): View more from California

I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.

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(305): View more from Florida

MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me

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