Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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