coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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