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  He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.

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• (310): View more from California

  she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night

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• (310): View more from California

  I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.

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• (868): View more from Trinidad and Tobago-Carib

  Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...

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