I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If you need anything just hit me up
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them