y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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