There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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