Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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