She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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