We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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