i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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