i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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