Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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