absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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