Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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