Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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