dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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