just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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