butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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