Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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