That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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