Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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