im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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