I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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