Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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