Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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