Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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