A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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