worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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