So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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