This is not my ceiling
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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