Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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