Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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