my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I supernannyed him into submission
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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