We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
