You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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