these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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