i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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