He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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