She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
