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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home

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• (817): View more from Texas

  yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing

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• (713): View more from Texas

  That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  "what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...

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