I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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