dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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